Hey guys, my name is Blair. I’m not going to lie — I feel extremely awkward telling people about myself unless I’m asked a specific question, or it’s something funny. Which is pretty odd for someone who likes to write & blog. So, I’m going to just list out some basics for y’all… here we go:

I’m 28  29  30

I live near Raleigh, North Carolina

My husband’s name is Alex. We met when we were twelve years old and were friends for more than a decade before starting a relationship. We are an odd, nerdy, quiet couple who would much prefer watching Netflix all day than going anywhere close to representing a bar. Hell, we even got married in Vegas just to avoid commotion and attention.

I’ve lived in 7 different states. (MA, NJ, CT, NY, PA, UT, NC) If you’re curious… Utah was my unexpected favorite.

I have a 4-yr-old cat named Pix who we rescued from a hoarder, and a 1-yr-old kitty named Tora who was taken from an animal lab. They are filling the void until we have children. (Don’t worry, they won’t be replaced when our human kids come along)

I grew up in a small rural town in upstate New York where the cows out-populate the people.

I love school and heavily consider going back all the time. (Yes, I’m a nerd.)

I live by the simple idea that life can be a shit storm and is rarely easy. Always find humor where you can. It makes it a lot more manageable.

I’ll probably update this page when I can think of some more things to add. I’ll always answer questions if you post them below, though! Thanks for reading, guys.

Want to email me? Find me at blair@theshamefulsheep.com (I have trouble with that email lately, so email me here instead –>) theshamefulsheep@yahoo.com


  1. Thanks for following my blog! I’ve been reading your posts and they’re great. I even responded to one of your surveys which are kind of cool. Thanks for being vulnerable enough to be creative!

  2. Came onto your blog to say thanks for following… been here for about 30minutes just reading your posts instead. Brilliant! And while I’m here, thanks for following my blog 🙂

  3. Hey Blair, you should turn on the option to leave comments about individual postings or do you just have me on your S*it list? 🙂

    After reading your post about Jesus liking bacon along with my two dogs, I thought that was a great post. As someone who took up writing stories four years ago, I can only recommend that you turn off self doubt and keep in mind that faint heart never sold a vacuum cleaner.

    While I write smut, the kind you read in the bathroom with the door locked, Stephen King’s On Writing is a good one to read. It teaches you to not give up and just turn the characters loose in your head. Then you walk behind them and write down what they do. Couldn’t be any simpler than that.

    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Definitely not on my shit list 🙂 If you click on the title of each individual post it will take you to where you can comment. Sorry fr the confusion! I love Stephen King’s advice. Follow your characters around and write down what they do. Seems simple enough 🙂

  4. I like your blog. I’ve been stuck here for half an hour. The picture of Karl Drogo dragged me in and then the kittens and the chicken-apocolypse lady etc. lol to it all, except Khal Drogo, that’s serious.

  5. Hey Blair, thanks for stopping by my blog. I’ve been woefully remiss in posting lately but hope to be back online. I hope your migraine is feeling better! – Jen (phrodeo)

  6. Thanks for visiting my blog and liking my current post. Before I went through your blog, I thought I was the only one who has lived in many states (05 so far in India). But you outdid that. Respects! 🙂

  7. Hi Blair, thanks for following me. I am new at this and still stumbling around. Love reading your stuff. You sound like an American version of me (I’m in South Australia) and I love your humour.

    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Thank you 😀 Australia! Jealous. That’s one of my top places I feel like I NEED to go.

  8. Bri

    Hi Blair, first, thank you for following me. You have such talent and the way you inject humor into your blogs is incredible! I truly enjoy reading what you have to say! 🙂

  9. Thank you for the follow! I’m so glad you found me so I was able to read your blog as well- I love your voice! Please let me know if you would eve be interested in me doing a guest post for your blog, I’d be honored!

  10. It would appear that many of us popped over to say thanks for the follow, only to be enticed to stay for a lot longer than intended (in a good way of course!) – Been sat here laughing to myself at your posts whilst my partner’s been giving me weird sideways looks wondering wtf I’m doing. So thanks for the follow, and thanks for the humour! 🙂

  11. I just wanted to say thanks for following me, and while I was here did the cursory look around, and not only joined the email list but started following you on Twitter.

  12. Thanks for following; I do hope Stick Chick provides you with a break from the shit storms you encounter, and may they be infrequent and easy to clean up afterwards. Cheers!

    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Comments are turned on! When you land on the main page, you have to click the post you want to comment on and it will be down at the bottom.

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