i want to murder you with love

Ever love something so much you want to squeeze it so tight that its eyes pop out and guts burst all over your walls and decorate it with a nice red tinge? Sure, it’s a bit brutal like a scene from Dexter when he’s hacking the shit out of one of his victims and bathing in their blood, but that’s okay. It’s out of love, you know? My mom always told me it was the thought that counts, so… as long as you do it with good intentions it’s okay. (That’s how it works, right?) Anyways, the point of this ramble was to tell you guys that I love you. So much that I want to hug you so tightΒ you can’t help but shit yourself. I really appreciate and have all the feels for this community.

Anyways, I was nominated for an award by R Cawkwell. Since I never follow to the rules to these things, I thought I’d answer the questions she asked, then turn and ask y’all questions of my own so we can learn more about each other. It’s a fun game, so answer them damn it! Or sit in the corner being a party pooper while you pick your nose. Whatever works.

She asked me:

  1. When did you start writing? I started writing poetry when I was in junior high. It was absolutely terrible, but it spawned my love for writing.
  2. Pluto: Planet or not? YES. Of course. Don’t disrespect Pluto just being it’s smaller than the others. Didn’t your parents teach you manners?
  3. Favorite place to write? At my desk, I’m not hipster enough to write in public.
  4. Pen or word processor for the first draft? Word processor. My hands hurt way too fast when I write by hand.
  5. If you were a mythical creature, what would you be? A hippogriff. Because, uh… Harry Potter kicks ass.

 

My questions for y’all:

  1. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be?
  2. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands?
  3. If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be?
  4. Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!)

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  1. S. A. Young

    1. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Outlander
    2. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? HOOVES
    3. If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Gerard Butler
    4. Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) everyone at Writers in the Storm

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I’ll have to check out Writers in the Storm! I don’t know if I’ve heard of it before. Hmm! Gerard Butler… ooo.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Ohhh, Fassbender is a good choice. I’ve been meaning to watch Fargo for a long time, but I keep forgetting about it. I’ll have to put it on my Netflix/Hulu list.

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  2. 1. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Sense 8 (on Netflix)
    2. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Giant testicles on my chin. I need my hands.
    3. If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Lolo Jones
    4. Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) Samantha @ https://dictionarydutch.wordpress.com

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I haven’t heard of Samantha, so I’m going to check her out πŸ™‚ Cool. I feel like having balls on your chin is a much smarter choice. I would NEVER give up my hands! Never.

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  3. Sending love back at ya! I wish I preferred word processor. I always hand write everything then type it after, editing all the while. Because it’s double the work, I’ve been trying to squash my natural instincts and just type it out the first time. Hopefully, someone will by me one of those electronic things that convert handwriting to text. Hmm, you did say you love me… πŸ™‚

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Haha, I’ve never heard of one of those! Well, maybe. That would be awesome to try out. I’m quite intrigued!

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  4. 1.If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Um, Shameless. Duh.

    2.Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? I think I would choose testicles because I could cover them with a scarf. I couldn’t write if I had hooves. But I bet I’d be bad ass at scratching stuff.

    3.If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Dwayne Johnson. The Rock is my hunny bunny.

    4.Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) I love reading this guy, Brian Lageose and his blog is called Bonnywood Manor. He’s hilarious.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Oh oh! I agree, I read his blog too πŸ™‚ He is awesome. Is Shameless the one with the alcoholic dad? I watched a few episodes and it didn’t really draw me in. Maybe I should give it another go.

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  5. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Izombie
    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Hooves for Hands
    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Johnny Depp
    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) Kristin Ruchalski

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I haven’t watched iZombie. I hadn’t decided if it looked good or not, but I saw it just got renewed again, so it must be pretty good! I need to check it out πŸ˜€

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  6. 1) The Leftovers
    2) Testicle chin, I guess, so that I could still type but I would definitely rethink my stance on burkas.
    3) Stephen Hawking because I can’t sleep well when the person next to me is moving around all night.
    4) Me, because if I can’t love myself how in the hell am I going to love someone else? Can I get an amen, Rupaul?

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  7. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? — I just finished a Buffy binge. So yeah, Buffy.

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? — I like having opposable thumbs, I’ll take ball chin. Then I can join the circus and make money.

    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? — Hard tie between Tom Hiddleston and Michael Fassbender. Maybe both at once?

    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) — This Dude: http://www.lostpropertyrepository.com/ — Hilarious and provides awesome and witty banter.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I tend to agree with you ! I WANT to like writing on paper! My hand hurts so quickly now. Ever since I finished school, my hand is a such a wuss πŸ˜€

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  8. 1. Girl Boss
    2. Hoof hands and be one of those awesomely adaptable people who can do stuff with their feet.
    3. Tina Fey as Liz Lemon so we could both get some sleep.
    4. The Blogess fo sho.

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  9. Watch how tight yer squeezing!!!! Now I need a new pair of pants πŸ™

    Right now, I’m kinda binge watching Game of Thrones…and hoping for an appearance of the God of Tits and Wine.

    I’d have to choose the ball-face. You can’t chainmaille with hooves. Maybe I could get ‘fixed’ afterwards. (they do it for cats!)

    On celebs – don’t really have a special one I’d drop everything for to get all sweaty & nekkid with..can I just have a dragon come to life instead? I’d totally rock a dragon.

    And my favorite blogger? Me. Myself, and I – does that count for three?

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I mean…. I’d rather be the Mother of Dragons and have my own dragon instead of banging a celeb, BUT THAT WASN’T THE QUESTION, DAMN IT! Kidding, kidding πŸ˜€ Game of Thrones is one of my favorites πŸ™‚

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I’m halfway through that right now πŸ™‚ I STILL can’t decide how I feel about it. I read the book years ago and liked it though.

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  10. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Scandal for sure. But you have to start with season 1. It’s the best for binge watching. The very best dialogue, characters, and storylines ever. And super unpredictable.

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Tough one. I’d have to go with the giant testicles, despite my vanity. I use my hands too much to switch them to hooves, thankyouverymuch.

    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Javier Bardem. He’s a Renaissance man for sure and so so hot.

    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) Hmm…so many. Buggin’ Word, Sara Dorner come to mind.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Scandal is my mom’s favorite! I need to start watching it or something πŸ˜€ Javier Bardem is a good choice too. Mmm…

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  11. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Ghost Adventures

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves

    instead of hands? I’ve always wanted two balls on my chin for keeps.
    I
    f you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Zach Bagans from Ghost Adventures

    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) I don’t really have one!

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Aw, it would be the best opportunity then. To have your own set of balls. It’s like fate. I wish I could actually give you some.

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  12. I’m only going to be half a party pooper ok? I’ll stand in the corner but I refuse to pick my nose! And only answer two of your questions:

    Tv show: bluestone 42
    Actor to hit it with: tom hiddleston!

    Ps: love you too!

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  13. 1. One show? Brokenwood Mysteries.
    2. Testicles or hooves? Would I be the only one with testicles in view? If not, would size matter?
    3. Almost all of the celebrities are young enough to be my daughter or granddaughter so I would feel like a perv bumping bellies with any of them.
    4. Favorite blog (other than your blog) https://thislabyrinthiroam.blog/. I also like asplashofmylife.wordpress.com.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I haven’t heard of that show before! I’ll have to check it out. I’m sure there are celebrities your age! Unless you’re like 95 or something. And even then, there’s Betty White! Haha

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I’ve started watching that! It’s terribly creepy lol, but very well done. I’m excited to see where it goes.

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  14. Doh filled everything out and then it deleted!
    AWWWWWW You’re so sweet. I get that feeling, though it was usually for my kitty cat way back when.
    Congrats on your nomination! Too Cool.
    1. Best ONE show: Sorry has to be tie Colony/Younger Completely different genres yet both satisfying for me.
    2. Hooves – think of how fast you could make a get away!
    3. Tie again (I know!) Timothy Olyphant (loved him best in Catch & Release) and Josh Duhmel – cuz come on it’s Josh.
    4. You’re one I ALWAYS look for, but enjoy LisForLucy.com and thecutielife.com b/c Hilary gave me my first opportunity to be a guest blogger and I’d only been blogging a short time.

    Who do you like – other than Me? ha ha…

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      There are a LOT of blogs I like! I honestly would feel weird picking them, because there’s so many. I’ll pick one of them, but there are so many. fattymccupcakes.wordpress.com ALWAYS makes me laugh. Check her out πŸ˜€ I haven’t watched Colony OR Younger. I feel like I’m really missing out now!

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      1. Blair – I love how great you are about responding, with a personal note to your followers – so classy.
        Maybe… missing out re Younger (TV Land) it’s about a 40 year old pretending to be a 26 year old. While sounds far fetched it works. And I’m liking Hilary Duff in it and the main character’s boss (Diana on the show – don’t know her real name and too lazy to google). Right now all eps available on demand for free. S4 starts 6/28. Colony – was a find via Netflix.

        I’m going to have to check out fattymccupcakes – never heard of her. Got some interesting ideas from other followers – like Bloggess – haven’t read her either – find you somewhat similar on the snarky end of spectrum. πŸ™‚ Still you’re my fav. πŸ™‚ Hope you’re having a great day!

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        1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

          Thank you <3 You are too sweet πŸ™‚ I'm a little slow some days, but I love talking/responding to everyone! I love the actors in Younger, so I really need to check it out. I have quite the list of shows to look for now!

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          1. I hoped you wouldn’t be, but I would have laughed had I not really wanted to read something on your site! Darn those scanners and public wifi! Guess I’ll just have to indulge in the privacy of my own home. πŸ˜‰ or the local library – who doesn’t sensor your either.

            SHE IS NOT a porn site people! Get with it!

  15. 1. I’ve got a weakness for musicals, so I guess I’d recommend Galavant. (Otherwise I’d say go back and bingewatch Breaking Bad. Can’t beat that.)

    2. A testicle chin isn’t much worse than the double chin I have now, so I’d go with that. Plus, I have lots of scarves.

    3. A tossup between David Tennant and Tom Hiddleston. Can I have both?

    4. I like The Bloggess, of course, but also Captain Cassidy at “Roll to Disbelieve”.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      I haven’t heard of Captain Cassidy. I need to check it out πŸ˜€ My husband was obsessed with Breaking Bad for the longest time. For some reason I can’t get into it lol. Gah

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  16. If you could recommend ONE show right now… “The Dead Files” on Travel Channel. I love all that spooky ghosty stuff.
    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with … I’ll take the giant testicles. I can cover them with a scarf. Or pierce them and make an art statement. I cannot peel pistachio shells off with hooves so that’s a No.
    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with…. Karl Urban and/or Chris Hemsworth. And if you want me to convert a gay guy, Adam Lambert will do.
    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? … Besides you, I like Planet Simon quite a bit.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Right? You could really dress up a testicle chin and make it look nice. Think of how cool it would be to string lights around it for Christmas. The options are endless! πŸ˜€

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  17. 1.If you could recommend ONE show… — Doc Martin. My wife and I only recently discovered it. Great stuff.

    2.Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Wow. That’s some serious dilemma. I’d have to live with the testicle, I guess. Not being able to eat pasta would be such a major bummer.

    3.If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? — Hm. I think I’d go with Melania Trump. Mostly for the pillow talk afterwards.

    4.Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) — The Daily Grime is a really good one.

    Fun questions! – Marty

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  18. 1. Can I be obvious and say Breaking Bad? I’ve never watched a show that’s quite as brilliant. Closely followed by Better Call Saul. Orphan Black is also pretty incredible. Ok, this may explain my “Netflix-ass-spread”

    2. Chin nuts. There’s no good reason why. Well there is… Hooves seem like they’d ruin my sex life. What’s one more set of balls in the mix really?

    3. I saw someone mention a combo of Michael Fassbender and Tom Hiddleston. That sounded like an excellent time.
    Or mix it up and go with The chick that plays Sun on Sense8

    4. It has to be Jenny – The Bloggess.
    Her book made me laugh so hard I nearly had a seizure.
    http://www.thebloggess.com

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Oh man, I still haven’t watched Breaking Bad. My husband was obsessed with it for quite a bit, but I haven’t really gotten into it. Seems like I’m missing out. Damn.

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  19. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be?
    Sense8

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands?
    where do you come up with this shit? I just slit my wrists because neither option seemed worth trying to live through

    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be?
    ooh, good question. I can only choose one? Because this is hard. Maybe James Hetfield of Metallica; or Miguel Angel Silvestre and Max Riemelt at the same time because the orgy scenes in Sense8 are lit

    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!)
    besides you, the bloggess

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  20. 1. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Ummmm well I’m a nerd and pretty much just watch Friends on a loop… so I guess Friends?

    2. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Hooves. Although I love the idea of smacking people with my face testicles when they piss me off, I don’t think I’d enjoy it enough to compensate for, you know, testicles on my face.

    3. If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Oh my gosh this is so much pressure. John krasinski!

    4. Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) Ugh this is hard too! OBVIOUSLY you’re my favorite, but I (of course) love Jenny Lawson. She is my spirit animal.

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  21. 1 Bob’s Burgers. I know it’s been on but I just started watching it because of a student. 2 Testicle chin. I can make it work. 3 I haven’t had sex in so long that I don’t think I even have those feelings, BUT…the Irish cop guy from Bridesmaids or John Cusack Maybe Jason Segel…Vince Vaughn. Maybe I do have those feelings. 4 The Bloggess! Jenny Lawson!!!!

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  22. 1) I only watch cartoons since I have a 3 year-old. Something on Sprout.
    2) I’ll take an extra set of nuts to play with.
    3) Gwen Stefani, and she’s been my #1 for 21 straight years.
    4) The Science Geek. Lots of info about space and I love that stuff.

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  23. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Silicon Valley or The Handmaid’s Tale.
    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Option 2 please.
    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? James Dornan but the lights would have to be off so he still wanted to move forward with relations.
    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) well if I can’t pick you….No Love for Fatties & Fatty McCupcakes.

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  24. 1. Wow, this is hard. If I had to recommend a show it should one that I couldn’t stand missing but I can’t imagine not being able to stand missing anything I’ve seen lately. Or even not lately. So I’d have to recommend whatever leaves you happy that you saw at the moment.

    2. I’ve had so many pieces taken away I’d hate to lose one more so I’d want to keep my hands at all costs. Besides, I’m sure I can do something creative wardrobe-wise. And if I can’t, I have my hands and YouTube. I’m sure I can video that explains some sort of pertinent how-to.

    3. Anne Hathaway. (Did I say that too quickly?)

    4. I was going to be socially correct and say I enjoy them all and I do. If I didn’t like a blog I wouldn’t be reading it. But there is one that I do particularly enjoy by a quite creative young writer who I don’t know if she realizes just how creative, just that she likes to share. https://nicolesundays.wordpress.com

    And not that you asked but….. as much a I enjoy a good hug you wouldn’t mind not squirting my blood all around the room? Thanks, I’d miss it. ☺

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  25. #1: The Office. That will never not be my answer.
    #2: Testes bc I could never live without fingers or the ability to hold things anymore.
    #3: John Krasinski of course — seriously have you seen those muscles!?
    #4: I absolutely love The Married Cat Lady’s blog, despite my biased opinion since I know her in real life! She’s one of my favorite people and funniest reads to come across.

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  26. First, I have to say, I’ve never wanted to make my son’s eyes pop out with a hug… but I have wanted to eat him. Yup, for the first year or so it took everything in me not to take a bite of a soft baby cheek, or chew on a silky sweet arm. I just love him soooo much! I still get cravings, its manageable though.

    1. Black Mirror
    2. Hooves
    3. I’ve always been in love with Adam Sandler.. the SNL version
    4. Not sure yet!

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  27. One show – Frasier
    Hooves
    Dancing across the sky or with his spirit next to me Clark Gable Lately no one alive has really taken my heart
    Probably following more than I can really do justice to but I do my best. Too many talented bloggers out there all offering different things and I enjoy them all. Your outlook on things always makes me look at things differently and a great part of the time with a huge smile.

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  28. LMAO.! πŸ˜€ Great post. I LOVE Dexter… I want to be Dexter’s sidekick. Cold, calculating murder and all that blood splatter… yeay.! πŸ˜‰

    1. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Blindspot… so awesome.
    2. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Hooves please.
    3. If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Bruce Willis… oh man, that butt… mmmmmm.
    4. Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) Robyn@http://rantingsofamadqueen.wordpress.com/

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      1. So do I… nothing since has even come close to being as brilliant as Dexter was. It’s such a shame they decided to end it the way they did. Dexter would have been such a great Dad if he hadn’t left Harrison with Hannah. Although there are rumours of a 9th season.

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  29. 1. I really liked a show called Quarry. I don’t know where you can see it. Tuffy P bought it on DVD.
    2. I take my lunch to work.
    3. I’m remarkably uninterested in celebrities. Can we go back in time?….Grace Kelly in Rear Window was something else.
    4. I’ve been enjoying a music blog called The Immortal Jukebox. https://theimmortaljukebox.com. These days I follow a much smaller number of blogs than I used to, maybe a half dozen I read regularly. That’s because so many of my fave bloggers have packed it and now only post on the dreaded fb. I keep up with them there just because some of them have become good friends whom I’ve even met when I’ve been in their town or they’ve been here.

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    1. You take your lunch to work… so…. you want to keep your hands?! Hahaha. Is that what that means? A lot of my favorite bloggers have stopped blogging as well. I don’t even know if they are on FB because I don’t have it! Makes me sad when people disappear.

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  30. #1: current show, Once Upon a Time; classic show, The Golden Girls
    #2: hooves for hands I suppose, although both sound unpleasant
    #3 Sebastian Stan
    #4: Little Fears

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  31. 1. If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? – The Walking Dead. Some days I think the Zombie Apocalypse would be a welcome change!

    2. Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Hooves…I feel like those could at least be useful. What purpose do testicles serve, really?

    3. If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Ryan Gosling….swoon….

    4. Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) I’ve been enjoying Fatty McCupcakes and also Gold is From Aliens.

    Great pos and a fun game! I enjoyed reading everyone’s comments.

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  32. Ok!

    If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be? Better Call Saul

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? Whoa! Tough one! Sigh. I guess I’ll take the ballsy chin.

    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be? Hugh Laurie. Sexy as hell. I’m a sucker for a lined face.

    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) No no no! It’s GOTTA be YOU. You have spoiled me for all others!

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  33. 1) Only one? You’re killing me! I have at least five, but oh well. At the moment, I’m totally geeking over The Originals (I have a vampire fetish)

    2) Hooves please. I could really do some damage if I had hooves as hands! But what would chin testicles do for me except get in the way every time I get a drink from the water fountain?

    3) Only one? You’re killing me! I have at least five, but oh well. Daniel Gillies but only as the vampire Elijah from The Originals

    4) But it is you!

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    1. I haven’t watched The Originals even though I loved Vampire Diaries back in the day! When they first started on VD I thought the actors were terrible so I didn’t move forward when they started their own show haha. You could always tuck or hold your chin testes back when you want to drink in a fountain! (ps. how much could you possibly drink from a water fountain when you’re an adult?! haha. I don’t think I’ve done that in a solid 3 years!)

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      1. Oh man – I have to say that I actually like The Originals more than VD. But that’s only because I felt VD got pretty bad from Season 4 and on wards. I only enjoyed the Season Finale. I can’t remember what the acting was like for The Originals when they were introduced through VD. Klaus was probably over-kill. But there are new characters on The Originals which I love! All in all, none of those shows are great in terms of acting skills.Totally just eye-candy and something to veg out with. I’m also loving Better Call Saul and Into the Badlands. They help tie things over for me until Walking Dead is back on. Gotham is good, too. If you are into the comic-world like I am (i’m a geek), it is the best Batman-ANYTHING for on screen. You’re probably right about the drinking fountain – Once in awhile I may use it at the gym. Still. I really don’t want testicles chin.

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        1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

          Ohhh, I stopped watching Gotham after the first season even though I liked it. Gotta catch up on that one for sure!

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  34. Tish MacWebber

    If you could recommend ONE show right now, what would it be?
    Orphan Black. Amazing! You forget there is one actress playing the numerous cloned characters. Seriously good!

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life with giant testicles on your chin, or having hooves instead of hands? If I had to pick, the balls. I know feet could become trained to do most of what my hands do, but imagine someone telling you that you don’t have the balls for that, and you reveal your chin balls!

    If you could choose any celebrity to hit the sheets with, who would it be?
    Alexander Skarsgard. There is just something about him…maybe the way he was written in the Sookie Stackhouse books and the actor from True Blood combined into a real wow factor.

    Who’s your favorite blogger around these parts? (Besides me, obviously!) Obviously.
    Little Fears is one I check daily. So clever!

    Thanks for asking! I see I have a few new blogs to check out.I am always on the look out for new material to read, and to support the community!. πŸ™‚

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      1. Tish MacWebber

        The reveal of my chin balls to show I had the balls to do things didn’t get an honourable mention? No? I thought that was a funny little comment I squeezed in there.

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  35. You’re SUCH a weirdo. I love that about you.
    I really enjoy reading Alice, at Coffee and a Blank Page.
    I recommend Friends, because people who haven’t memorized every episode seldom understand me, and I yearn to be understood.
    I guess I’ll take chin testicles. I look good in scarves. My whole life revolves around my hands. Besides, chin testicles might keep food off my boobs.
    I do not want to hit the sheets with any celebrities, but I could totally make-out with Tori Amos.

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  36. First of all, your check for saying I am funny is in the mail and I am sending my husband as a thank you to Thejourneyofgirl for saying I am her favorite at this time (he looks like Alec Baldwin, is very loving and generous, great in the sack, can fix anything)! Ok, on now to the questions:

    Yikes, I have so many shows I love but if you want some light comedy check out Life In Pieces. Stars Collin Hanks and James Brolin, Diane Wiest and a whole host of other comedic actors.

    Face testees, because I could so rock a jeweled burka. Actually a lot of my clothes are burka-like now that I think of it…..minus the face mask….how great to not have to worry about your hair (head, armpits, legs, v-jay), make-up (my eyes are my best feature anyway and I would love to be able to make them up in a very dramatic way…..which cause me to go down this rabbit hole….as a person who has multi-colored hair….this week it is in mermaid colors…teal, blue, green, magenta….I walk a fine line between coming off as “Arsty-Fartsy” and “Scary Old Lady Clown” so wearing only a jeweled burka with dramatic eyes would so be a blessing to me….)

    Between the sheets….hmmm….Shemar Moore is like brown silk…..you just know he would purr sweet velvet “Oh baby girl”…..but Nester Carbonell (the sheriff from Bates Motel…another fantastic show that just ended…Freddie Highmore deserves an Emmy for his portrail of a young Norman Bates) has black eyes that just want you to look deeply into them and submit to whatever he would want, excuse my while I grab a napkin for the drool…..

    And other bloggers….well besides Thejourneyofgirl, and you, there is a great gal that blogs at The Snark and I. I love everyday humor blogs and deeply personal ones, too.

    So there you go…..now you know all about me….kinda….you know how some folks like Shrek (or was it the Donkey????) have layers to their personalities like onions….well I am more like a Whoppee cushion…..either you laugh at the fart noise or are disgusted by it….”I yam who I yam” (famous Popeye quote for all you young people….who probably don’t even know who Popeye is).

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