welcome to the peepshow

I’m the nosiest person there is. Not on the level of setting up cameras in my neighbor’s showers or hacking into their baby cams or anything… but I always like to know people’s personal business. If the couple across the cul-de-sac are getting divorced, I need to know.  If their daughter just landed a promising new job in the adult industry – now that’s the juicy news I feed off of.  You can often find me peering behind my windows, stuffing my face with food and cloaked in darkness. I have issues.

So, I don’t normally do personal pictures because I’m ass at taking them. But, I stole an idea from Charlotte Graham and chronicled, in photos, my entire day this past Saturday. In case you wondered about all the exciting shit that goes on in my life – now you can have a first look. And believe me, it is exciting as hell. (By exciting I mean b o r i n g. I purposely chose a day where I had stuff planned because normally my day involves a lot of ass-to-couch action.)

Here’s my breakfast. I’m having a steamy love affair with celery and peanut butter right now. And, of course, my decaf coffee. Mmm.

Alex and I forced ourselves to go to the gym. It takes a LOT for me to leave the house to workout. I absolutely hate going, but when you have health/weight goals it’s really the only option. It sucks donkey penis. (Yes, I know, I’m so mature.)

After I got home and showered (be thankful you didn’t get a photo of that!) I stopped at Starbucks to get my second coffee. A decaf Americano with sugarfree mocha. It’s heavenly. Makes me want to give the barista a lap dance.

Strolled the grocery store for awhile. Here’s an exclusive look at the Kroger I shop at. Shocking, right? I shop at a store just like you! Who woulda thought?

I forgot to take a picture of my lunch, but it was homemade pimento cheese and a bunch of veggies in a low carb wrap. Yummy. After that, I walked on the treadmill for 40 minutes while I watched Planet Earth.

I was so tired that when I sat down on the computer to respond to comments, I ended up staring at Tora clean herself for a solid 30 minutes straight. She tends to take over my mouse pad every time I sit down, but how do I push away such a happy purry kitty? Sometimes I can’t bring myself to do it!

(After this I fell asleep for a solid two hours so I missed taking photos. Oops.)

We rarely go out to eat, but we deemed this past Saturday ‘date night.’ Went to my favorite burger place and got this amazing plate of keto/low carb awesomeness. It’s a burger with blue cheese, bacon, grilled onions, and garlic mayo on a lettuce wrap. With a side ‘create-your-own’ salad. It was so good.

After dinner, we saw the Lego Batman movie. Okay, we had some serious high hopes for this movie after all the great reviews. Totally disappointed. It didn’t help that the theater was so cold I couldn’t feel my face.

I finished the night off how I always do – crocheting in front of the TV. This is a baby blanket I’m working on for a little girl. I don’t know anyone who is pregnant or has a baby girl, but I loved the colors of the yarn so I went with.

So… there you go. Sorry my photos suck ass. All of the ones in public were one take. I always feel so awkward. Sorry for the super long post, as well! But it was pretty fun to chronicle what I did all day.

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    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Thank you 🙂 It was a fun idea, but normally my life is too boring for it, too. I had to pick a day where I actually had plans. Usually I’m just hanging around my house writing or cleaning. Nobody wants to see that!

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