i wish i could fart cupcakes

I’m having one of those days where I don’t feel like writing. Or talking. Or being awake and functioning at all. Depression… such a fickle bitch. Creeps up behind you when you least expect it and wraps its Voldemort-esque fingers around your neck and chokes you like a bad scene in one of those Fifty Shades of Grey movies. Except it’s a lot less pleasurable because at least the girl in that scenario is getting something fun out of it. Ya know? I’m forcing myself to write anyways, though, because isn’t that what you’re supposed to do? Slap a smile on, pretend everything is great, and that unicorns are frolicking around your backyard farting out cupcakes? Cupcakes actually sound pretty good right now. Β I’m pretty sure if I could have any superpower, it would be farting out cupcakes.

I’m skipping my ‘Random-As-Shit Thursday Thoughts’ post for today. Maybe I’ll do it this weekend, or maybe not at all this week. Being in a funk makes me a risk-taking rebel. Who knows, maybe I’ll spring an extra shot of sugar-free syrup in my coffee later or eat more than half of a cookie for dessert. You never know what’s coming. I’m just so unpredictable.

Here’s my Random-Ass-Poll for the week. Yay! Answer honestly – It’s anonymous. I mean, I’m sure I could somehow hunt down your IP and figure out who voted what, but I can barely get my email to work, so no worries. Your secrets will stay hidden!


  1. In ‘serious times’ I try not to be depressive and go for
    How often have I smiled so that I didn’t have to cry…. it worked such a treat that when I left husband, the whole world and it’s grandmother couldn’t believe it (You are such a happy couple!).
    Must have made first prize for pretenders, obviously.
    Am so much better now in my long 2nd mariage πŸ™‚ Know (too) much about serious depression (not just ‘null bock’ attitude for a day) and I wouldn’t joke about it. Do wish you to always get out of it before it has its claws dug too deeply into your nerves-costume!
    Thinking of you! Have a cupcake πŸ™‚

  2. Maybe I am too late for the quiz. I used to struggle with depression a lot – like not even getting dressed most days, never mind leaving the house. I am much happier now, but it still rears its head sometimes. I have strategies for dealing with it – it is crap.

    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Ugh, that sounds rough. Depression really is the crappiest thing there is. I’m glad you are better now. Did the quiz not let you vote?

    1. Blair (The Shameful Sheep) Author

      Your cupcake icon has a bleeding mouth and looks like it’s experiencing some distress – definitely came out of a butt. Poor guy. πŸ™‚


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