if Cousin Itt had a vagina

Things you don’t want to overhear when you’re waiting in line at the grocery store after church:

Random woman: I’m so glad I’m finally buying a new razor, it’s really bad down there. If Cousin Itt had a vagina…

Random man: Don’t say that in public!

Random woman: They can’t hear me… I said it quietly…

Me: Do you need to go ahead of us? It seems like you have something important to tend to…

Man: …………………………….

Woman: …………………………..

Alex: …………………………

Of course, Alex scolded me in the car for not minding my own business. I think he was slightly embarrassed. Could I have ignored it and not said anything? Yes. Would that have been as fun? No way.

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  1. Yesssssss. You can’t not comment on something like that. Of course, I have verbal diarrhea, so I probably would have started telling her all about my ladytown and she would have run screaming or put her fingers in her ears and started chanting, “peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots.”.

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